Rush Limbaugh, Elton John, Kathryn Rogers
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Caption Contest: Rush Limbaugh’s Wedding
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Oxy the (hut) Republican Radio personality making America a 3rd World Country. Listening to him is putting the car in R for Rush/Republican
I’d be willing to bet that something’s wrong with her or she’s been promised some big cash somewhere, sometime, somehow.
I just love your show, and I miss you when you’re out book signing. I’m in LA and I stay up just to listen to you. There are times that sleep very, very late because I can’t get up early because I was listening to your show. You have a wonderful sense of humor. For a very long time, I thought you were a person of color. The only thing I mean by that is I just couln’t tell one way or the other.
Honey – It’s been fun, but Elton is my only true love.
Did she marry him for money?
Is Elton John a sell Out?
I wouldn’t show up for any price. This man is ugly and evil.
After the other guests had left, the new Bride entertained Rush and Sir Elton John with a shadow puppet show.
You told me Elton John would be here, but really, what’s up with this white dress??
You can’t be serious. Marry you? I’d rather chew off my hand…
“I don’t know, darling, a threesome is odd, but that face says he means business.”
God…wait ’til she comes off of HER Oxycotin high and sees what the guy REALLY looks like…wow.Bummer.
Gee Rush, Can I outsource the honeymoon night?
$400 million dollars buys a lot of lip stick for this pig.
After the other guests had gone home, the new bride entertained Rush and Sir Elton John with a shadow puppet show projected on her new husband’s giant tummy.
Here is my caption for the picture (Well we are the last three people on earth and elton is gay so it looks like i’m stuck with you pigman.)
It appears that a $500 million ten year salary attracts the usual: A golddigger that seems millions versus the fat old guy who she married.
Kathryn asks Rush and Elton does Larry know that you naughty ,naughty boys are back here in the mens room all by your selves.
What! Is she blind or something?
how long will it be before she leaves rush for elton
I bet Bill Press is home right now pleasuring himself with his blow up doll.
You know what’s funnier than this moment? What’s that Elton? “Bill Press with his pants off”!
Hey Rush, you didn’t invite Bill Press, why? Apparently he had a previous engagement with a Richard Gere and a gerbil .
If I ever met Bill Press, I’d slap the little bitch with this hand, kinda like this!
It seems funny now, but Bill Press trying to crash our wedding dressed as a bridesmaid was a bit scary. Oddly enough, Bill Press claimed that was how he normally dresses.
What do you two think? Do you think Bill Press will be so jealous on my successes that he will actually take this photo and post it in his website that nobody ever visits?
Was that Bill Press I saw laid past out next to the garbage cans asking for loose change and cash Rush? It was Elton It was.
Congratulations to Rush and his Kathryn. No amount of insults from the left will dampen your enthusiasm. And at least the money spent on this wedding was spent in America and not Spain.
Can You Squeal with Love Tonight
There’s a calm surrender to the Rush today
As the tsunami of rolling lard begins to sway
An enchanted moment, and it makes me puke
I’ll need a lot of Oxycontin and cash to be with you
And make you squeal with love tonight.
with apologies to Sir Elton
There is no doubt he married a beautiful woman and I am sure she is a conservative. I had three conservative and 2 liberal women. Both liberal women get -4 and all conservative women get a +9. Rush not only got a +9 he’s rich.
Buddy Hogan
She shore ain’t no way’s close to one of those Code Pink Liberals. Rush hit the jackpot again.
Buddy
Not only is this posting high schoolish but it is also typical of the emotion driven leftists. Did you have a similar posting of a picture from the Clinton wedding a few days ago? Keep going Bill. Judging by the amazing response from your audience (18 including mine) you are making a real splash!
Rode hard and hung up wet! Wife number 4. I am sure she loves him for his beautifule soul and wonderful physique. LOL
Charles, what does it say about you that it took you so many tries?
LOL you rubes are the same ones that think $arah Palin is hot! Oh boys, you must venture out a bit.
Margaret – or should we refer to you as “Large Marge” – Palin is hot – but I guess she doesn’t met your standards of Janeane Garofalo ! Might I also suggest that you take a writing course? Typical undereducated Liberal – full of one sentence comments with no substance!
My dearest Mr. Dean,
You make this way too easy. I am far superior to $arah Palin…in looks, intellect, and every way that counts. If this idiot and the twit Christine O’Donnell are the best you have…good luck to you.
Sigh….typical undereducated Neocon… LOL
$arah and her family are typical TPT.
If you think this woman is hot…I truly hurt for you…..